Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

The average late-night viewer is in their mid-50s and the average viewer of TBS is in their 30s and is largely African-American and Hispanic, already, before I even get there.

[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be people who were white," and the kid says, "Really?" and you say, "Yeah, like the man who cuts our grass."' I've had that line forever and I love it.

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show