It was peculiar to be standing so close to him. He's just a man, but still, what a thing to be Neil Armstrong!

I have nothing but respect for the purist who won't work for the pharaoh. But I'm not that strong.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

I have no idea how it got so big. I was just trying to find something to do while I was living in Boulder, Colorado, which isn't really a funny town. There are a lot of smart people there, but comedy isn't at the forefront of their minds.

I find that the creative side of my brain and the archival side of my brain don't work well together. When I've done my best work, I've been in a trance-like state.

I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

I have a deep suspicion of social institutions and tradition in general.