I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position.

As a child, I tried to play by the rules. I got very good grades in school; I was an Eagle Scout; and I believed in all of it.

I prefer to linger on the periphery before making a commitment.

I'm not religious. I do have a baby - a four-month old girl - and that's a religion in itself.

I'm a pessimist, but I have many painstakingly applied coats of optimism.

Men often struggle with their attraction to other women. They don't quite understand why they have to be with the same woman forever.

Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising.