Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better.

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state.

Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally worshipped as in ancient Egypt.

Prices in Italy are only slightly lower than in France, which means that Italy is a very expensive country for everyone, natives, visitors and tourists.

They (Americans) have their national game, baseball - which is cricket played with a strong American accent - and they have a national language, entirely their own, unlike any other language spoken on the earth.