It is fatal to look hungry. It makes people want to kick you.

I have the most evil memories of Spain, but I have very few bad memories of Spaniards.

His answer to every problem, every setback was “I will work harder!” —which he had adopted as his personal motto.

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

All the papers that matter live off their advertisements, and the advertisers exercise an indirect censorship over news.

Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks his whip.

The war is waged against its own subjects and its object is not the victory...but to keep the very structure of society intact.