Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.

How could you communicate with the future? It was impossible. Either the future would resemble the present in which case it would not listen to him, or it would be different from it, and his predicament would be meaningless.

I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is.

I often wondered whether any of the others grasped that I had done it solely to avoid looking a fool.

The ruling power is always faced with the question, ‘In such and such circumstances, what would you do?’, whereas the opposition is not obliged to take responsibility or make any real decisions.

Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.