A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better.

It's a fool boy who mocks a giant, and a mad world when a cripple has to defend him.

If somebody dies and you just go get more popcorn, it’s a superficial experience isn’t it?

The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them up with chesnuts and carrots and hid them in a hen. Never trust a cook, my lord. They'll prune you when you least expect it.

A man who sees nothing has no use for his eyes,” the Mountain declared. “Cut them out and give them to your next outrider. Tell him you hope that four eyes might see better than two . . . and if not, the man after him will have six.

When a pirate grows rich enough, they make him a prince.

Laughter is poison to fear.