You lie. Worse, you lie poorly.

Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle.

I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave.

Courage and folly are cousins, or so I’ve heard.

We all need to be mocked from time to time, lest we take ourselves too seriously.

It's really irritating when you open a book, and 10 pages into it you know that the hero you met on page one or two is gonna come through unscathed, because he's the hero. This is completely unreal, and I don't like it.

I knew a man once who told me that I smiled at the wrong things." "Do you? "Only by the light of those who smile at nothing.