"All stories should be completely planned out from beginning to end."
I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.
It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.
I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.