Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.
It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.
I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.
Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.