This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.
Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.
Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.
I am essential to the theater.
Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.