The cynical, caustic, acid-tongued New York drama critic Addison De Witt introduces his protege/date of the moment, a bimbo date and so-called actress named Miss Casswell (Marilyn Monroe) in another very famous line: "Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

I am essential to the theater.

"All stories should be completely planned out from beginning to end."

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.