I swore under oath with the government not to give the whereabouts of my location.

I know I'm not going to sing like Aretha Franklin or Elvis Presley or any of those people.

I said if you want to be Keith Richards, you've got to listen to Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry. Then I thought, "What did Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry listen to?" I said, "They listened to Howlin' Wolf and Muddy Waters." Well who'd they listen to? They listened to Robert Johnson. I said, "Ok, we'll start with that."

The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like girls.

Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I ever need.

My grandfather used to say I don't care how you talk about me, good or bad, just don't leave me out of the conversation.