Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.

Show the reader what the character thinks about, and then the reader will think about it too.

Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.

Writing is the only trade I know of in which sniveling confessions of extreme incompetence are taken as credentials probative of powers to astound the multitude.

Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.

Rental formal wear of the sky-blue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings.

What You Lose on the Swings You Make Up on the Merry-Go-Round.