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Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a funny senior year quote for a card, your yearbook, or a gift, you can use this list of funny graduation quotes by famous leaders and comedians to get inspired. To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

And our security will require all Americans to be forward-looking and resolute, to be ready for pre-emptive action.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.

1992 was the worst year of my life, to watch my dad lose. It was a painful experience. Yet when I became president, it was so much easier to be president.

The message is for everybody who wears the uniform: get ready. The United States will do what it takes to win this war... And this is an administration that is going to dedicate ourselves to winning that war.

You cannot lead America to a positive tomorrow with revenge on one's mind. Revenge is so incredibly negative.