This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.

What's all this whining about the environment? They're always talking about 'stop the clearcuts.' I mean do the math people. If we were out of trees then we wouldn't have any clearcuts to be complaining about now would we?

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

We spend less time with each other now than we did during the presidency. When you're president, you're usually out and back in the same day - at least I was. I just came from a trip to the Middle East last week, where I was gone for five nights, and when I left, Laura [Bush] was out of town.

The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it.

I'm telling America we need to not discriminate against faith-based programs. We need to welcome them so our society is more wholesome, more welcoming, and more hopeful for every single citizen.