Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

If we had to tolerate in others all that we permit in ourselves, life would become completely unbearable.

A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don't do.

Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.

Women are better than they are reputed to be: they don't mock the tears men shed unless they themselves are responsible for them.