There are things roaming around inside my head as clever as Theseus in the Labyrinth. It's just that nobody ever gave them the necessary piece of string, so they'll never find their way out.

If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you," -Oates The White Darkness

I like people. I like watching them. It's just that I'd prefer to do it from a mile away using very powerful binoculars.

He is everything, everything, everything I ever admired and wanted and couldn't have. He is everything I needed and couldn't find in real life. Of course he is. That's why I invented him.

What people don't understand, they laugh at.

Not everyone can be strong or clever. Not everyone can be beautiful. But we can ALL be brave!

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.