He is everything, everything, everything I ever admired and wanted and couldn't have. He is everything I needed and couldn't find in real life. Of course he is. That's why I invented him.

Not everyone can be strong or clever. Not everyone can be beautiful. But we can ALL be brave!

If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you," -Oates The White Darkness

Unhappy people do the oddest, most terrible things, just trying to keep despair at bay. All you have to do is accept them...go around them...take evasive action.

There are things roaming around inside my head as clever as Theseus in the Labyrinth. It's just that nobody ever gave them the necessary piece of string, so they'll never find their way out.

What people don't understand, they laugh at.

I hate clowns. You can't see what they're thinking.