It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics
Being a president is being a CEO, essentially.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants
I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.
The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich.
I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.