Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

The killer bees have gone, like rats deserting the Titanic.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The P.R. person came and went... It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very, very interesting.

The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.