Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I've ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It's good she's in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York.

I think that the, Ted Cruz is not even a natural-born citizen, argument will resonate for at least the next few weeks.

If I've done anything, I've brought passion to television.

I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.

Being a president is being a CEO, essentially.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The P.R. person came and went... It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very, very interesting.