Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The P.R. person came and went... It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very, very interesting.

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down

The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness

I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants