I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies.

Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I've ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It's good she's in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics

Being a president is being a CEO, essentially.