Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The P.R. person came and went... It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very, very interesting.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk

It's good (Michelle Malkin's) in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I would argue [Donald]Trump is the [Barack] Obama of this election cycle.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live