I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam

Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I've ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It's good she's in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared.

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.