I love watching 'Twilight Zone.' New Year's Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year.

Would you destroy Something perfect in order to make it beautiful?

Because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade.

The only thing I learnt in high school is that people are very violent and territorial.

I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!

None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.