It's always a longer walk to the men's room, buckaroo.

My Chemical Romance is done. But it can never die.

I pity you all... Most of you will die---scratch that---ALL of you.

The whole thing about comics is the reason I think you shoot to be a comics author is because it's a very solitary activity and that you sit down and you're arguing with yourself that's kinda the plan.

The world is gonna try to clean you up, what the f**k you gonna do about it? You're gonna say, "I wanna stay ugly".

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

There's something very romantic about self-destruction and sabotaging your life, and taking a hammer to it.