One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

You can sleep in a coffin,but the past aint through with you!

I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try.

Though we feel extremely connected through all this technology [social networks], there's also this disconnect that happens. Because you're not actually talking to anyone. You're not actually meeting them for coffee. To me, social media is about "you". It's like, "Well, twenty people like this thing I said", so that's about me.

Most times with vanity projects, publishers don't believe in the work; they just believe in the name.

Alan Moore is a prophetic writer.

Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all.