One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I've always had bizarre, negative feelings about anything traditional, like marriage and family. I never thought something like that worked.

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.

There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope.

I think that there are many ways in which people look for heroes, messiahs, things like that in society. I think some people are looking for something that maybe they don't possess. To me, ultimately, you are looking for someone who understands you, or at least you think understands you. It all comes down to understanding for who we look to as heroes.

Give me a shot to remember And you can take all the pain away from me A kiss and I will surrender The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead A light to burn all the empires So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be And I'm in love with all of those vampires So you can leave like the sane abandoned me

Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it.