I have so many books to write now. So I'll write from home. Sometimes I'm writing in the office too, in my cubicle. It looks like a mess. It doesn't look like anybody uses the spot.

I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

It's cool if people want to make movies of stuff, but I'm really interested in the comics.

It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)

As free and crazy as we want to be, and how much we want to make the world a canvas, there's also a part of us that doesn't want to make any mark.

I don't know if commerce can every truly be information. I think that's just commerce, that's just selling you something.