And what's with the shirt? You think you're in Fiji?" "It's like being on vactaion. all of the time.

We're just as screwed up as you.

I got sunburnt which is obviously a drag for me because in theory the sun is supposed to kill me.

You can't be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there's something in the middle of them, and that's really what you are and that's going to make you the best dad - not when you try to be one or the other.

No matter how much you try and make your surroundings suitable for creativity, if the enviornment inside of you isn't creatively healthy then you won't be able to make the art you want. Being in tune with yourself and your inner truth, being at peace in there, is the best way to nurture your creativity. Then you can even make a bad enviornment a good one.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

A lot of kids get disappointed. They expect me to be, like, 'Bwaah.' 'If I spend a minute with them, they end up saying, 'Wow, you're a nice, normal guy.' They hate it when they catch me out of my makeup.