I've got an image of me at the bottom of my garden sitting under my silver birch tree reading, while everyone else had gone somewhere exotic.

I like doing accents. One of my friends works in hotel reservations and I'll ring her up and complain about the suite. Sometimes I get her.

I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn't start dating until I was in my 30s.

Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate

I've been all sorts of different shapes and sizes at different times in my life.

I won't mention the word tired. This is the 20th century and I can go around a little faster.

Lyrically I'm very ironic and silly, but I hope I'll touch your heart