Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.

A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.

Psychoanalysis is the confession without absolution.

Evolution is what it is. The upper classes have always died out; it's one of the most charming things about them.

Two-up is Australia's very own way of parting a fool and his money.

Every human body has its optimum weight and contour, which only health and efficiency can establish. Whenever we treat women's bodies as aesthetic objects without function we deform them.

Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression.