Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life.

Sadness is the matrix from which wit and irony spring; sadness is uncomfortable and creative, which is why consumer society cannot tolerate it.

Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says 'What would I do without you?' is already destroyed.

My knees have always been ugly.

All societies on the verge of death are masculine. A society can survive with only one man; no society will survive a shortage of women.

I grew up thinking there was one unpardonable sin – to be boring.