There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there.

People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as surgeons are to their bodily pains.

Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

Certain new theologians dispute original sin, which is the only part of Christian theology which can really be proved.

People seem to fight about things very unsuitable for fighting. They make a frightful noise in support of very quiet things. They knock each other about in the name of very fragile things.

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

Faith means believing the unbelievable.