The Catholic Church is the only thing that saves man from the degrading slavery of being a child of his age.

Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

With every step of our lives we enter into the middle of some story which we are certain to misunderstand.

Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic.

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.

We are passing into a social phase in which unless a heroic effort is made for human dignity and freedom, gold will be the sole method of government and therefore the sole standard of manners.