If, therefore, nonsense is really to be the literature of the future, it must have its own version of the Cosmos to offer; the world must not only be tragic, romantic, and religious, it must be nonsensical also.

Why should ANYTHING go right; even observation and deduction? Why should not good logic be as misleading as bad logic? They are both movements in the brain of a bewildered ape?

Because our expression is imperfect we need friendship to fill up the imperfections.

The Devil's walking parody; On all four-footed things.

It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch.

I may not practice what I preach but God forbid I should preach what I practice

Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.