...It's natural to believe in the supernatural. It never feels natural to accept only natural things.

The ignorant pronounce it Frood To cavil or applaud The well-informed pronounce it Froyd But I pronounce it Fraud.

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are governed at all.

The Frenchman works until he can play. The American works until he can’t play; and then thanks the devil, his master, that he is donkey enough to die in harness. But the Englishman, as he has since become, works until he can pretend that he never worked at all.

A third-class carriage is a community, while a first-class carriage is a place of wild hermits.