Though I believe in liberalism, I find it difficult to believe in liberals.

Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest.

I am concerned with a certain way of looking at life, which was created in me by the fairy tales, but has since been meekly ratified by the mere facts.

The big corporation is not in the least remarkable for efficiency; it is only too big to be blamed for its inefficiency.

Is ditchwater dull? Naturalists with microscopes have told me that it teems with quiet fun.

When the chord of monotony is stretched to its tightest, it breaks with the sound of a song.

Physical science is like simple addition: it is either infallible or it is false.