You never know the best about men until you know the worst about them.

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.

Faith means believing the unbelievable.

History is not a toboggan slide, but a road to be reconsidered and even retraced

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

A man must be orthodox upon most things, or he will never even have time to preach his own heresy.

Nothing can ever overcome that one enormous sex (female) superiority that even the male child is born closer to his mother than to his father.