In a world where everything is ridiculous, nothing can be ridiculed. You cannot unmask a mask.

Coincidence is a spiritual pun.

The unconscious democracy of America is a very fine thing. It is a true and deep and instinctive assumption of the equality of citizens, which even voting and elections have not destroyed.

How quickly revolutions grow old; and, worse still, respectable.

The Catholic Church is the only thing that saves man from the degrading slavery of being a child of his age.

...but out of the desert, from the dry places and the dreadful suns, come the cruel children of the lonely God; the real Unitarians who with scimitar in hand have laid waste the world. For it is not well for God to be alone.

But since he stood for England And knew what England means, Unless you give him bacon You must not give him beans.