And though St. John saw many strange monsters in his vision, he saw no creature so wild as one of his own commentators.

Every time a man knocks on a brothel door, he is really knocking for God

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.

If I had only one sermon to preach it would be a sermon against pride.

There is nothing harder to learn than painting and nothing which most people take less trouble about learning.

If man is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust.