Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

The State did not own men so entirely, even when it could send them to the stake, as it sometimes does now where it can send them to the elementary school.

A good man's work is effected by doing what he does, a woman's by being what she is.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.

I would never commit the positively anti-social action of robbing a bank, or worse still, working in one.

The classes that wash most are those that work least.