Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

To be simple is the best thing in the world.

Political Economy means that everybody except politicians must be economical.

Thanks are the highest form of thought.

Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.

The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

People wonder why the novel is the most popular form of literature; people wonder why it is read more than books of science or books of metaphysics. The reason is very simple; it is merely that the novel is more true than they are.