Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic.

Even a bad shot is dignified when he accepts a duel.

For when we cease to worship God, we do not worship nothing, we worship anything.

I never could see anything wrong in sensationalism; and I am sure our society is suffering more from secrecy than from flamboyant revelations.

The big corporation is not in the least remarkable for efficiency; it is only too big to be blamed for its inefficiency.

Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

I will not call it my philosophy; for I did not make it. God and humanity made it; and it made me.