There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.

I'm all for whatever transitions the book properly to a movie.

I grew up in the '80s where there's a lot of these kind of post-apocalyptic, post-comet, post-whatever it was, so that always captured my imagination a lot as a little kid, that idea of getting access to secret places and being able to roam around where you're not supposed to.

To pretend to be calm is to be calm, in a way.

Sometimes if you let people do things to you, you're really doing it to them.

Republicans go to Sam’s Club, Democrats go to Costco.

They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to waken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow, washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss.