I'm a true-crime addict. It's not something I'm particularly proud of, but I can't stop.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

People love talking, and I have never been a huge talker. I carry on an inner monologue, but the words often don't reach my lips.

My mother had always told her kids: if you're about to do something, and you want to know if it's a bad idea, imagine seeing it printed in the paper for all the world to see.

I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way.

I'd come to believe there was no food more depressing than Danish, a pastry that seemed stale upon arrival

Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite