As a kid, you await holidays with a wide-eyed, passionate, almost maniacal enthusiasm. Heavy breathing is involved.

I personally translated the word 'vendetta' as Italian for 'What do you mean, "you want to see other women"?

We should remind ourselves that laughing together is as close as you can get to another person without touching, and sometimes it represents a closer tie than touching ever could.

My longing to improve my looks via The Body Shop is being replaced by my longing to improve my looks via Photoshop.

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.

If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.