Oh, 'twould be marvelous if the world and its moral questions were like some game board, with plain black players and white, and fixed rules, and nary a shade of grey.
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
I'm a bad man. I need to understand the past. It illuminates the present.
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
The only characters I've made to resemble real people have been grotesques.
Where there is no waste, there is no want.