Books are nothing but repositories for those lies the author wants his reader to believe.
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
There is no vengeance as terrible as the vengeance a coward plots in the dark of his heart.
Consistency is the sign of a narrow mind.
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
The man who counts on the aid of a god deserves the help he doesn't get.